Slim Jim 711726 Original Snack Stick, Smoked Meat, 3 oz (Pack of 12)

When it comes to snack sticks, this one's the big cheese. It's 3X the size of a long boi and infinitely more savage. It carries the legacy of a legend on its meaty shoulders, but it's mythological in its own right. If you have the appetite, it'll put a flying elbow drop on your hunger.